Wednesday, February 07, 2007

Crazy Lisa

It has been brought to my attention that my last post, which included the Superbowl final score, occured before the end of the Superbowl. I'm good, but I'm not that good. Apparently something got screwy and when I post, it writes the time as two hours before my actual post time. If you look a few posts ago, I definitely wasn't up and writing at 5:30 in the morning! So, if this bothers you, until I get this fixed, you can just add 2 hours to each post time.

Ok, so have you heard about this crazy astronaut? http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/02/07/astronaut.arrested/index.html
Apparently, Astronaut Lisa Nowak (who went up in the shuttle as recently as last year) is inolved in some sort of love triangle with another female astronaut, Shipman, over a third male astronaut. So, crazy Lisa, as we'll call her, proceeds to steal Shipman's flight information and get maps to her house in Orlando. She drives to Orlando (in diapers, so she doesn't have to stop!) and confronts her in a parking garage, wearing a disguise. Shipman cracks her window, and crazy Lisa sprayed pepper spray in her car. Shipman drives away, the police are called.

Things they found on crazy Lisa or in her car: steel mallot, knife with 4 inch blade, heavy duty garbage bags, a BB gun loaded with the safety off, rubber tubing, a tan trench coat, $600 cash, and maps to Shipman's house and work, and of course, dirty diapers.

Incidentally, the man that these two women were involved with graduated from UTSI...

This entire story is very bizarre. Crazy Lisa must be mentally ill, or suffering from some drug addiction. No man is worth driving across the country in diapers and attempted murder. She even told the police her relationship with the man was "more than a working relationship, but less than a romantic one". Also - did I mention crazy Lisa is married and has 3 kids!! She and her husband separated several weeks ago, but are not divorced. Her kids will probably suffer the most.

That's all for now. More about my life later, but crazy Lisa deserved some blog time.

2 Comments:

Blogger Jeffrey said...

I didn't read the CNN article you cited, but Brent was reading the Fox News story and said it was full of things like "her life had been on a perfect trajectory," so it's good to know mental health issues present such a good time to break out the bad puns.

11:21 AM

 
Blogger Lee said...

There's always room for puns. Always.

Jeff failed to mention what they're calling this whole ordeal on Fox News: "Lust In Space."

7:05 PM

 

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